This morning
I get to work this morning. Before I can put down my stuff - my boss yells from her office:
Boss: Sweetie, I get a chuckle from this but I need your help
Me: What's up??
Boss: My best friend is looking for something amazing to do here in Orlando for her husband?
Me: What's the occasion??
Boss: It's his birthday and she always does something spectacular for him??
Me: Like????
Boss: One year she rented a private yacht.
Me: That's nice - where did they go?
Boss: They cruised the Mediterranean Sea.
Me: Nice!!!!
Boss: Another year she had them dropped in the middle of the Congo.
Me: OK and you want to come up with something spectacular to do in ORLANDO???
Boss: Yes, can you make any suggestions?
After a couple of minutes thinking......
Me: How about zip-lining across a pond full of gators at Gatorland????
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OK - Insert redneck joke here
THERE IS NOTHING SPECTACULAR ABOUT ORLANDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#FML -- Get me outta here.
