January 2010
39 posts
listening to "Katy Perry- I Kissed A Girl- live... →
“I Kissed A Girl”….and I liked it!!!! …LOL. this is so untypical of the music I listen to but Katy Perry’s unplugged version is great. Very jazzy!
DNA dating site predicts chemical romance →
lickystickypickyme:
The first dating service to use lab-based genetic profiling launched online last week. Scientific Match promises to pair up people who will be physically attracted to each other because their DNA is different.
Well-matched couples will like each others’ natural scents, have more fun in bed, and bear healthier children than those who are genetically similar, the company...
Mt. Cody
mooshoo:
Now I know that a lot of you have seen Alabama’s Terrence Cody on TV and thought, “I wonder what he looks like with no shirt on.” Well, today is your lucky day.
Terrence Cody w/ Clothes
Terrence Cody minus Clothes
Now that I’ve made fun of the man, watch the Bengals draft him.
Man boobs!!!!!
VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes in California Causing... →
Oh my god……Oh the humanity!!!!!!! Sluts in distress. Only this can happen on a VH1 reality show. Where’s Brett Michael’s Rock of Love bus when we need it? With everything that’s been going on with the weather and the economy in California, how can they overcome this? A major slut spill - sluts on the loose!!!!!
LOL…..Enjoy!!!
Have you ever wondered how they report the TV... →
This is so funny but unfortunately it’s so true. It’s the formula for a TV news reporter!!!! Just watch and enjoy……but you can definitely see the resemblance a real news feature.
listening to "Fuck It-Seether" →
RB @SkyeCebh: @fishkopp_deluxe @flinndc @Radiata @Radiobread @metalmassacrefm @MSBloom @MsLucy @radolo @Former_Self @PokerBlundersRadio @pixelmongress
listening to "Saliva - Ladies and Gentlemen" →
!Rockin’ it today!!! @DirtyUrine: “Saliva – Ladies and Gentlemen !! ~~ OTL ~~”
listening to "Loverboy - Working for the Weekend" →
So glad!! @TropicsZ4: Sweet, long weekend has come :)@cattysheba: “U’ve got that right! Long weekend then I’m heading to Nashville TN later in week.
listening to "Soundgarden - Blow Up The Outside... →
Anytime! @riseandroar: thank you for all ur support for @Smile86
listening to "Def Leppard - Let →
Rockin \m/ @unfinishedperson1: http://blipiship.ning.com/group/rock @CMDoria @DeAnn @PinkPrism @lilwldchld @SkyeCebh @Gypsylyn @JendeMen @blue_buddha
listening to "U2 Winter" →
This is perfect for us here in Florida today!!! @TropicsZ4: “Thanks :) rb @CleoBe: “U2 - Winter”“
listening to "Tuesday Afternoon (forever... →
Me too ;) @HeyAmy: Let me know when you’re at 75, then I’ll be jealous j/k :)@TropicsZ4: it’ 58 now :)@cattysheba: No snow in Orlando-cold, 42 degrees
VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes in CA Causing Major... →
This is priceless!!!!!!
listening to "Creed - My Own Prison" →
Good morning to you too!!! @DamnTheMan: “Superb choice girl! rb@DjDiddlesSkittle: “Creed~”My Own Prison”“
listening to "Tesla - Modern Day Cowboy" →
Playin songs from my past 2nite. Always gotta rock! @DirtyUrine: u go girl! did I ever tell ya u rock?? lmao! @cattysheba: A little “Modern Day Cowboy
Nic Cage as Everyone
mooshoo:
http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/
I’ve been cracking up on these all morning.
Nic Cage is Sarah Palin.
Nic Cage is Tommy from Tommy Boy.
Nic Cage is Sully Sullenberger.
Nic Cage is Dwight Schrute.
Nic Cage is Dexter Morgan.
Nic Cage is Amy Whinehouse.
Nic Cage is Alvin.
listening to "judas priest - out in the cold... →
Point taken-won’t complain LOL!! @Uller: it’s 7 here now -11wind chill ;) @cattysheba: For us @Uller - it’s cold - low 30’s at night & low 50’s in day
listening to "Tool-Ticks and Leeches" →
You too! @SkyeCebh ♫♥♪ May you fill 2010 with things that are worthy ur time, your Love, your Being @marijaanadj @Unpredictable @kundunphei @aagochan
Best porn dialogue ever written.
PORN KIRK: SCOTTEH, WE NEED MOAR POWER!
PORN SCOTTY (IN THE WORST ACCENT EVER): I'M GIVING ER ALL I CAN, SHE CAHNT TAKE MUCH MOAR OF THIS!
PORN KIRK: JERKOV, PREPARE THE SHIP FOR COUNTER ATTACK
JERKOV (in an Ahnold accent. wut.): CAPTAIN, WITH THE SEX DRIVE STILL DISABLED WE WONT BE ABLE TO TAKE ANOTHER HIT FROM THE STRINGONS
PORN KIRK: DAMMIT JACKOV... JUST DO IT. SHOCK, I NEED THAT SEX DRIVE BACK ONLINE
PORN SPOCK/SHOCK: *JIZZES ALL OVER CHICK'S FACE* HOW'S YOUR SEX DRIVE NOW?
SCOTTEH: WE GOT FULL POWAH CAPTAIN!
PORN KIRK: FUUURRRRRRRRRRR
PORN ENTERPRISE: PEW PEW PEW PEW *TITTY SHAPED SHIP EXPLODES*
SHOCK: THE LEVELS HAVE STABILIZED
KIRK: IS ERRYONE OKAY. IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE SAFE NOW. HUGERACK, WHAT DID YOU DO?
HUGERACK (CHICK WITH JIZZ ON HER FACE): I REROUTED THE SEX DRIVE TO ONLY RESPOND TO MY SEXUAL DESIRES. I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT IN A MILLION YEARS THAT A VIRGON (HOHOHOHOHO) WOULD BE ABLE TO GET ME OFF.
SHOCK: WELL ACTUALLY I'M ONLY HALF VIRGON. SO THAT SHALL EXPLAIN IT.
KIRK: ALRIGHT JACKOV, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE DONE HERE. SET A COURSE TO... *looks down, I think he just checked his script* NUTBUSTULA.
ENTERPRISE: WAAAAAARRRRRPPPPPPP
*let me point out the fact that this version of the Enterprise is a giant ass and pussy.*
listening to "Ozzy Osbourne - Mr. Crowley" →
@DamnTheMan: “Approaching a time that is classic, I hear that maidens call. Approaching a time that is drastic, standing with their backs to the wall”